"You know how fast a little fiber can make you go" "It's 50% lighter, that allows you to go faster!"
Got a better one? Post your comment below! Let's face it, when you think of carbon fiber, the first thing that comes to mind is probably not your bathroom. That can now change with the real carbon fiber toilet seat, now available in our store.
Each seat is made using hand-layered 550,000 psi tensile carbon fiber around a pre-molded foam core. The manufacturer has experience in making carbon fiber bicycle and race parts, and that knowledge is applied to making this hardcore toilet seat.
For a cheaper alternative you can pick up a carbon fiber toilet seat with pinstripe flames on it from eBay for $149.95:
For the complete package, pick up the downshift toilet handle:
